YOUR BALLS LIVE IN A DANGEROUS WORLD
RECHARGE WITH RED LIGHT
GETTING AHEAD SHOULDN'T BE THIS EASY
MODERN LIFE HAS STACKED THE DECK AGAINST YOUR BALLS...
...no wonder so many guys feel left out on the sidelines
Dr Louis Guilltte discovered that farm pesticides were feminizing male alligators in Florida lakes (low testosterone & small penis size). [A]
His work sounded the alarm about synthetic estrogens that wreak havoc on more than just alligators. [B]
HORMONE DISRUPTION IS THE CATASTROPHE NO ONE TALKS ABOUT
Research has uncovered a population wide decline in men's testosterone levels decade over decade. [C]
Dr. Guillette told the US Congress they were half the men their grandfathers were, because men today have half the testosterone their grandfathers had. [C]
It's Sad But True
Most Guys Are Clueless
The Million Ways Modern Life Weakens Men
> Exposure to synthetic xeno-estrogens from plastic [E,F,G]
> BPA free plastic is not enough! [H]
> Covid19 might cook your balls. [I]
> Chemicals sprayed on food crops feminize animals by disrupting the endocrine system. [J,K]
> Modern foods taint you with phyto-estrogens (plant based estrogens). [L,M,N]
> Water sources are polluted with endocrine disruptors that feminize aquatic animals. [O,P,Q]
> Fluorescent lights feminize aquatic animal offspring [R] so what's that indoor light doing to you?
> Laptops overheat testicles, which tanks testosterone. [S,T]
> Non-stick skillets leach hormone disrupting chemicals into your food (hint: cast iron is safe & manly). [U,V]
> Your phone deforms your sperm. [W,X,Y]
> The commute and the 9-5 are depressing your testicles. [Z,AA]
> Your pants, underwear, & couch cook your balls. [BB,CC,DD]
> Lack of exercise lowers testosterone. [EE]
> Even your freaking dental floss is slowly poisoning you with hormone disruptors! [FF,GG]
> Your balls (which have light sensitive photo-receptor cells) are kept in the dark because you wear clothes. [HH,II]
> Screen time interrupts sleep & not getting enough sleep lowers T [RR]
Red Light to the Rescue
Research shows that shining red light on
your balls can boost Testosterone.
This chart shows what happens when scientists shine red light on rat testicles. [PP]
It sounds weird but red light is backed by research & was featured in Men’s Health Magazine as a way to boost testosterone.
Pro Athletes Have Already Tapped Into This
Pretty Much Everyone is Talking about it
Is It Really That Crazy To Think
Your Balls Need A Boost?
Red light boosts mitochondria & ATP production, which increases energy available to the Leydig cells in your testes (these cells produce your testosterone). [JJ,KK,LL,MM,NN,OO,PP,QQ]
In a very real sense, shining red light on your balls charges them, because red light energizes mitochondria, which are the power-plants of your cells. [QQ]
Drop Optimus Red in your pants
and get on with your day
Recharge your balls in the time it takes to brew coffee ☕
WELL FITTING UNDERWEAR & PANTS WORK BEST
* IR can be bad for your nuts & does not increase testosterone [PP,QQ]
Wearable is Next Level Because
Closer Light is More Intense
Closer light penetrates deeper:
hold a micropanel in your hand
to see what we mean
Optimus Red is the Breakthrough Your Balls Have Been Waiting For
Optimus Red is an Epic Breakthrough Because It's Dead Simple & It Does a Hell of a lot more than a $997 masculinity course or sketchy dick pills.
Healthy testosterone levels can help:
- Increase libido
- Improve erections
- Decrease body fat
- Fight depression
- Increase muscle mass
- Strengthen the heart & bones
- Improve cognition
- Increase decisiveness
- Increase desire for dominance
- Improve interactions with women
- Increasing tolerance for risk-taking
GETTING AHEAD SHOULDN'T BE THIS EASY
Join the rest of us guys who are on the cutting edge of light therapy
> It's Weird
> It's High Tech
> It's more than you've ever spent on your balls
THE FINE PRINT
THIS ISN'T A REPLACEMENT FOR EFFORT
IF YOU'RE COVERED IN CHEETOS AND SLIDING OFF THE COUCH,
THIS ISN'T FOR YOU.
If you want to max your T it goes without saying you should:
> Lower Your Stress! (if you're so stressed that meditation & gratitude don't help, then consider a supplement with Relora to help neutralize cortisol first.)
> Eat right (your body needs healthy sources of dietary cholesterol like pastured eggs to make hormones)
> Get enough sleep (because your body produces hormones when you sleep)
> Lift heavy things like a caveman
There's plenty of research to suggest that targeted red light on your balls boosts T but there aren't double blind research trials proving that Optimus Red will boost your testosterone. This is only for guys who are up for the adventure & trust their instinct.
And you've got to be patient! Lots of guys notice a boost the very next day. For some, it takes a few days.
Cavemen had Sunlight & Campfire
Shining on their Nuts for 200,000 Years
- 200,000 years of sunlight peaking around the loincloth
- 200,000 years of flickering campfires
Research shows that your balls do their best work when they get light because your balls contain light receptive cells. [XX,YY]
But underwear & pants changed all that.
These days your balls are kept in the dark next to your sperm-deforming phone.
Your Balls Live in a Dangerous World
Getting Them Back Doesn't
Happen Without Action
> Are You Adventurous?
> Get Your Balls Back.
> Optimus Red is here to help
- Get your balls back or your money back.
- Unless you don't have balls, you'll Have a Stronger Libido.
- The science is real. Optimus Red is the ultimate ball-boosting wearable - Period.
- Why would we offer you anything less than a One Year Full Money Back Guarantee?
- If you're not satisfied, we'll take care of it.
- We're boosted on red light so we've got the energy & the positive attitude to make it right.
- text 813 200 3177 or firstname.lastname@example.org
[R] My Ivory Cellar by Dr. John Ott published 1958, chapter 11, pg 117
Is there a difference between letting your balls down & letting yourself down?
Don't be the guy who made it this far & didn't take action lol