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YOUR BALLS LIVE IN A DANGEROUS WORLD
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RECHARGE WITH RED LIGHT
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GETTING AHEAD SHOULDN'T BE THIS EASY
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MODERN LIFE HAS STACKED THE DECK AGAINST YOUR BALLS...
...no wonder so many guys feel left out on the sidelines
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Dr Louis Guilltte discovered that farm pesticides were feminizing male alligators in Florida lakes (low testosterone & small penis size). [A]
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His work sounded the alarm about synthetic estrogens that wreak havoc on more than just alligators. [B]
HORMONE DISRUPTION IS THE CATASTROPHE NO ONE TALKS ABOUT
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Research has uncovered a population wide decline in men's testosterone levels decade over decade. [C]
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Dr. Guillette told the US Congress they were half the men their grandfathers were, because men today have half the testosterone their grandfathers had. [C]
It's Sad But True
&
Most Guys Are Clueless
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The Million Ways Modern Life Weakens Men
> Exposure to synthetic xeno-estrogens from plastic [E,F,G]
> BPA free plastic is not enough! [H]
> Covid19 might cook your balls. [I]
> Chemicals sprayed on food crops feminize animals by disrupting the endocrine system. [J,K]
> Modern foods taint you with phyto-estrogens (plant based estrogens). [L,M,N]
> Water sources are polluted with endocrine disruptors that feminize aquatic animals. [O,P,Q]
> Fluorescent lights feminize aquatic animal offspring [R] so what's that indoor light doing to you?
> Laptops overheat testicles, which tanks testosterone. [S,T]
> Non-stick skillets leach hormone disrupting chemicals into your food (hint: cast iron is safe & manly). [U,V]
> Your phone deforms your sperm. [W,X,Y]
> The commute and the 9-5 are depressing your testicles. [Z,AA]
> Your pants, underwear, & couch cook your balls. [BB,CC,DD]
> Lack of exercise lowers testosterone. [EE]
> Even your freaking dental floss is slowly poisoning you with hormone disruptors! [FF,GG]
> Your balls (which have light sensitive photo-receptor cells) are kept in the dark because you wear clothes. [HH,II]
> Screen time interrupts sleep & not getting enough sleep lowers T [RR]
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Red Light to the Rescue
Research shows that shining red light on
your balls can boost Testosterone.
[JJ,KK,LL,MM,NN,OO,PP]
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This chart shows what happens when scientists shine red light on rat testicles. [PP]
It sounds weird but red light is backed by research & was featured in Men’s Health Magazine as a way to boost testosterone.
[JJ,KK,LL,MM,NN,OO,PP]
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Pro Athletes Have Already Tapped Into This
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Pretty Much Everyone is Talking about it
Is It Really That Crazy To Think
Your Balls Need A Boost?
Red light boosts mitochondria & ATP production, which increases energy available to the Leydig cells in your testes (these cells produce your testosterone). [JJ,KK,LL,MM,NN,OO,PP,QQ]
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In a very real sense, shining red light on your balls charges them, because red light energizes mitochondria, which are the power-plants of your cells. [QQ]
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Drop Optimus Red in your pants
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WELL FITTING UNDERWEAR & PANTS WORK BEST
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* IR can be bad for your nuts & does not increase testosterone [PP,QQ]
Wearable is Next Level Because
Closer Light is More Intense
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Closer light penetrates deeper:
hold a micropanel in your hand
to see what we mean
Optimus Red is the Breakthrough Your Balls Have Been Waiting For
Optimus Red is an Epic Breakthrough Because It's Dead Simple & It Does a Hell of a lot more than a $997 masculinity course or sketchy dick pills.
Healthy testosterone levels can help:
- Increase libido
- Improve erections
- Decrease body fat
- Fight depression
- Increase muscle mass
- Strengthen the heart & bones
- Improve cognition
- Increase decisiveness
- Increase desire for dominance
- Improve interactions with women
- Increasing tolerance for risk-taking
GETTING AHEAD SHOULDN'T BE THIS EASY
Join the rest of us guys who are on the cutting edge of light therapy
> It's Weird
> It's High Tech
> It's more than you've ever spent on your balls
THE FINE PRINT
THIS ISN'T A REPLACEMENT FOR EFFORT
IF YOU'RE COVERED IN CHEETOS AND SLIDING OFF THE COUCH,
THIS ISN'T FOR YOU.
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If you want to max your T it goes without saying you should:
> Lower Your Stress! (if you're so stressed that meditation & gratitude don't help, then consider a supplement with Relora to help neutralize cortisol first.)
> Eat right (your body needs healthy sources of dietary cholesterol like pastured eggs to make hormones)
> Get enough sleep (because your body produces hormones when you sleep)
> Lift heavy things like a caveman
There's plenty of research to suggest that targeted red light on your balls boosts T but there aren't double blind research trials proving that Optimus Red will boost your testosterone. This is only for guys who are up for the adventure & trust their instinct.
And you've got to be patient! Lots of guys notice a boost the very next day. For some, it takes a few days.
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Cavemen had Sunlight & Campfire
Shining on their Nuts for 200,000 Years
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- 200,000 years of sunlight peaking around the loincloth
- 200,000 years of flickering campfires
Research shows that your balls do their best work when they get light because your balls contain light receptive cells. [XX,YY]
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But underwear & pants changed all that.
These days your balls are kept in the dark next to your sperm-deforming phone.
Your Balls Live in a Dangerous World
[A,B,C,D,E,F,G,HJ,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z,AA,BB,CC,DD,EE,FF,GG,HH,II]
Getting Them Back Doesn't
Happen Without Action
> Are You Adventurous?
> Get Your Balls Back.
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References
[A] https://academic.oup.com/icb/article/40/3/438/379945
[B] https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8713642
[C] https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17062768
[D] https://www.dailynutra.com/blog/can-avoid-dangers-female-hormone-mimickers/
[E] https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenoestrogen
[F] https://www.npr.org/2011/03/02/134196209/study-most-plastics-leach-hormone-like-chemicals
[G] https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3222987/
[H] https://www.motherjones.com/environment/2014/03/tritan-certichem-eastman-bpa-free-plastic-safe/
[I] https://www.zerohedge.com/health/covid-19-may-attack-testicles-reduce-testosterone-study
[J] https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/common-herbicide-turns-male-frogs-into-females/
[K] https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/9490183/
[L] https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/phytoestrogens-and-men#section2
[M] https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3074428/
[N] https://www.researchgate.net/publication/245275830_Phytoestrogens_endocrine_disrupters_from_food
[O] https://news.nationalgeographic.com/2016/02/160203-feminized-fish-endocrine-disruption-hormones-wildlife-refuges/
[P] https://www.popsci.com/science/article/2009-11/what-feminizing-so-many-male-fish-our-rivers
[Q] https://fishbio.com/field-notes/the-fish-report/feminized-fish-power-pollution
[R] My Ivory Cellar by Dr. John Ott published 1958, chapter 11, pg 117
[S] https://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/study-finds-men-place-laptop-computer-lap-put-testicles-risk-overheating-infertility-article-1.455072
[T] https://www.tomsguide.com/us/laptops-notebooks-heat-effect-testicles,news-8922.html
[U] https://theecologist.org/2010/aug/23/non-stick-pans-can-affect-our-hormones-new-research-suggests
[V] https://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2015/07/15/10-common-sources-endocrine-disruptors.aspx
[W] https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4074720/
[X] https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1110569017300602
[Y] https://www.webmd.com/infertility-and-reproduction/news/20080919/cell-phone-use-linked-male-infertility
[Z] https://www.testofuel.com/tf/could-your-office-job-be-lowering-your-testosterone/
[AA] https://www.pathophysiologyjournal.com/article/S0928-4680(05)00004-0/pdf
[BB] https://www.webmd.com/infertility-and-reproduction/features/boxers-vs-briefs-increasing-sperm-count
[CC] https://academic.oup.com/humrep/article/15/6/1355/2915575
[DD] https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/pdf/10.2164/jandrol.106.000646
[EE] https://www.webmd.com/men/features/exercise-and-testosterone
[FF] https://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2017/07/12/dental-floss-contain-toxic-nonstick-coating.aspx
[GG] https://www.treehugger.com/health/amp/does-your-dental-floss-contain-pfcs.html
[HH] https://academic.oup.com/endo/article-abstract/25/1/7/2772602?redirectedFrom=PDF
[II] https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/24592797/
[JJ] https://www.menshealth.com/health/a19539973/i-put-a-giant-red-light-on-my-balls-to-triple-my-testosterone-levels/
[KK] https://redlightman.com/blog/red-light-triples-testicle-health-function/
[LL] http://sunlightinstitute.org/bright-light-therapy-revs-sex-life/#_ednref2
[MM] https://deadspin.com/gabe-kaplers-advice-to-baseball-players-get-a-nice-tan-1724025612
[NN] https://pdfs.semanticscholar.org/cc68/7eb47426ebc08ac0600ad149af1f6d93e91c.pdf
[OO] https://www.alliedacademies.org/articles/the-effects-of-low-level-laser-therapy-lllt-on-the-testis-in-elevatingserum-testosterone-level-in-rats.pdf
[PP] https://www.alliedacademies.org/articles/the-effects-of-low-level-laser-therapy-lllt-on-the-testis-in-elevatingserum-testosterone-level-in-rats.pdf
[QQ] https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2996814/
[RR] https://academic.oup.com/jcem/article/90/8/4530/3058888
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Is there a difference between letting your balls down & letting yourself down?
Don't be the guy who made it this far & didn't take action lol