Is Optimus Red Washable?
Yes! We recommend hand washing the fabric lining the shell with warm water and mild soap once a week You don't wear dirty underwear - same rules apply.
How big is Optimus Red?
It's an over-sized shell that surrounds your entire package (if your package is too big to fit then you get a high five & we're jealous)
It's over-sized for comfort & too keep things cooler down there longer.
The nose of the shell grabs your waistband to prevent Optimus from sliding down.
I'm crazy enough to wear this to the store and/or in the office, will people see the red light?
Nah, we got you covered bro. The red light is not visible if you’re wearing pants.
Can the Micro Panels be used on other body parts?
We thought you’d never ask. We don’t make specific recommendations but they could be used for targeted treatments like wound healing and beyond.
Is this a magic bullet?
Yes & No
Don't get Optimus Red if your diet sucks, you don't exercise, you're carrying serious extra weight & you're stressed or depressed. Get after it bro - we believe in you. Make some fundamental improvements first & then get Optimus.
If you've got the lifestyle basics covered, then Optimus is a magic bullet...but with so many dangers in the world putting pressure on your nuts, we all need a handful of magic bullets.
Here's the what's worked for us:
- Optimus Red (it's epic)
- Targeted cold
- Plenty of Sleep (your body produces hormones when you sleep so cutting corners on seep can crater your man hormones)
- Vit D3 (taken with breakfast or lunch)
- The Taoist practice of not nutting more than once a week (give or take depending on your age)
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